Finished Products

May 28th, 2010

New from the makers of Foaming Hand Soap…

Broken-in sneakers! The tongues are frayed, the soles are worn smooth, the laces are about to snap, several eyelets are missing. Why enjoy something functional, when you can have the same product with its best features conveniently removed? Continue reading »

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